It sounds like a horror movie, but in fact it it the front page of today’s Daily Record.
For some perspective, here is Nick Clegg vowing to do something:
Yes it’s my new award for political speeches found to contain unacceptable levels of IKEA chocolate cake ingredients.
And this weeks award goes to……..(drum roll…..)
If you go here and scroll to 8:51 am you’ll see his chokolad laden words.
Yes Nick Clegg is the worthy winner of the first TÅRTA MÖRK CHOKLAD award, sponsored by IKEA.
I see that Nick Clegg has accused Labour of ‘hypocrisy and dishonesty’ over their voting with the Tory rebels the other night.
Mind you it is maybe pipped as quote of the day by this brammer from David Miliband.
“I think there has been a real problem for pro-Europeans like me. We have seemed like we always wanted more spending, we seemed like we were soft-headed about more spending (indeed you did – Ed – as in Editor not your nemesis).
“What you have got is a repositioning in the Labour Party – not to go from being pro-Europe to anti-Europe but to take on this idea that to be pro-European you are always for more spending.
“We are not always for more spending. We are for a more effective European Union.”
I see that Nick Clegg is urging Rupert Murdoch to. “Do the decent and sensible thing” over his bid for control of BSkyB.
Meanwhile Jeremy Hunt continues to have the most accurate and amusing rhyming slang name in politics.