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Dennis Rodman

It’s his moment.


Kim Jong Un is no Jack Kennedy. Heck he’s no Dan Quayle!

And Dennis is no Marilyn Monroe!

Something Fishy…..

May be going on in North Korea.

Their official news site hasn’t been updated for five days. Even then, the news was a bit fishy.


Could they be embarking on a Cod War do you think?

I’m not sure if anyone has postulated yet that Kim Jong Un may be a fan of Morrissey?


Kim Jong Un v Christmas

Cabinet Reshuffle – Korean Style

The KCNA have now finally reported on recent events in Pyongyang.

It is no wonder it took them so long to report the news. It goes on for screeds.


Click on the image for the full report.

kim_and_jangKim and Jang in happier times.

Presumably Jang Song Thaek was not a particularly savoury individual, having been involved in the government of  the Mafia/medieval monarchy state for so long.

However, this picture was pretty disturbing when you know the outcome..

Jang Song-thaekThere may be trouble ahead……..

Execution News

I had hoped to bring you the KCNA slant on Kim Jong Un’s uncle’s demise but the English version doesn’t have anything on it yet.

Here was how it was announced on North Korean telly.

There may be trouble ahead…..

From Mushroom Clouds to….er…mushrooms.

Latest News from North Korea:


For further news about the Supreme Leader’s views on funghi, click here

He’s a fun guy…..obviously.

North Korea – New Shock!


Sheer Hot Attack

The DPRK News Desk reports that Kim Jong Un has been to the fitba’


Red Army!…..Red Army!

The two teams advanced into the finals after proving successful at the men’s premier soccer league matches. They played good games, displaying high technique they have cultivated in day-to-day trainings.

The Rimyongsu Team took the initiative from the beginning according to its tactics and made hot attacks.

In the first half the players of the Rimyongsu Team enjoyed 2:0 lead through nice heading and shooting.

In the second half the Amnokgang Team players succeeded in scoring a goal through skilful passes and hot attack.

The game ended 2:1 for the Rimyongsu Team.

Kim Jong Un congratulated the footballers of both teams on playing a good match, expressing great satisfaction with their high technique.

The full report can be read here. One does wonder at the wee angry man at the newsdesk’s grasp of the beautiful game……….


State of the art stadium in DPRK. Like Central Park Cowdenbeath, but bigger.                  



Praised by World!

Oh my! What a popular wee man that Kim Jong Un is!

nk headerkim

It’s not known at this stage in what way the USA and China are planning to join in the planet wide celebrations. A firework display perhaps?

Not so funny now…..

I’ve had a chuckle or two here over the years at North Korea and their sometimes bizarre, sometimes quaint news agency. For instance if you have a look here you can read an article published yesterday quoting DPRK ‘newspaper’ Rodong Sinmun headed “Rodong Sinmun Calls for Turning Country into Socialist Fairyland”

It is of course perfectly ok to laugh at such stuff. It’s ridiculous in the extreme.

However as tensions in the Korean peninsula escalate, it is worth examining just what is going on inside the DPRK. The west in general has been trying to suss out just what Kim Jong Un and his regime want from what has appeared until now to be sabre rattling.

Now though there are reports that the army in the isolated state is divided and that the reason for Kim Jong Un’s threats towards South Korea and America is a last ditch attempt to unite them behind him. That may or may not be true but it does fit with the evidence.

The worry has to be that the leadership has abandoned any trace of rationality and is prepared to launch a ‘holy war’. One can imagine Kim Jong Un as a kind of David Koresh character leading a nation or as a pilot just about to fly a jet into the World Trade Centre.

The article below from the Sydney Morning Herald gives some insight into current events in North Korea.

A defining moment in the North Korean narrative is the Korean War of 1950-53, when the Communist leader Kim Il-sung led the North in an invasion of the South and was pushed back by US-led forces. Schoolchildren in the People’s Republic are taught that American troops carried out atrocities against their grandparents and that the US would do it all again were it not for the iron leadership of the Kim family. Equally important is what happened afterwards. In peacetime, the tyrannical Kim Il-sung’s power was challenged by liberal reformers, and his response was to shift the ideological justification for the regime away from Marxism and towards a unique quasi-religious nationalism called Juche. Kim became like a God, and when he died he remained head of state, governing from the afterlife.

In official accounts, the birth of his successor, Kim Jong-il, was accompanied by the appearance of a double rainbow. This secretive boy with a bouffant was cast as the God of sport, among other things. When he played his first ever round of golf in 1994, he supposedly scored 11 holes-in-one; North Korea’s football coach said that Jong-il guided the team during the 2010 World Cup with the help of an invisible phone – technology that the regime claimed the leader himself had invented. When the next in line, Kim Jong-un, came to power in 2011, the pantheon gained a more gregarious deity, who smiled a lot and visited people in their homes.

North Korea is governed by fantasists, but the fantasy is bolstered by a network of gulags; hard currency raised through drug trafficking and counterfeiting money; the development of nuclear arms; and a huge stockpile of conventional weapons that could level South Korea. Moreover, all this barbarism is justified by a good v evil struggle with the US. The eternal fight against “imperialism” legitimises the Kim family’s control of the country; when famine struck in the 1990s, the regime blamed a US embargo and credited the limited relief that was allowed into the country to Kim Jong-il’s personal diplomacy. Confronting the US is a matter of personal honour, a fact underlined by an extraordinary order given that, should war occur, a priority must be protecting the nation’s 35,000 statues of the Kims.

It is possible that the present crisis is being manufactured for the benefit of the home audience, that Kim Jong-un is reinforcing the propaganda that it is his family that protects the people from US aggression, by first stirring up aggression and then resolving it through diplomacy. But, considering the regime’s failing grip on reality, two things could go wrong. First, North Korea might raise the stakes so high that diplomacy becomes impossible and backing down would undermine its authority. This is a regime that would allow its people to suffer rather than accept any compromise.

A second possibility is that the hermit kingdom surrenders to the mad logic of Juche and launches an all-out holy war on the West. Most religions have some element of apocalypse in their theology, and North Korea is no exception. If Kim Jong-un judges that the time has come to purify the South of democracy and invades, his action would surely prompt an American response that, in turn, would draw China into the conflict. It is a terrifying thought that this slightly farcical regime could trigger the war to end all wars.

Read more at the Sydney Morning Herald


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