As I have read about the Leveson enquiry into press standards, I have been struck by the complete lack of verisimilitude by the main players.
Most of the ‘evidence’ from whichever corner can be summed up thus:
“It wisnae me! – a big boy did it and ran away!”
It has been a tough competition but perhaps the most economical with the truth so far was Jeremy Hunt whom Wikipedia reports is related to Oswald Mosley and the Queen. The reported fact that he enjoys the Zouk Lambada is certainly more believable than most of his evidence.
And is there really any adult out there who thinks that Gordon Brown didn’t phone Rupert Murdoch threatening the jaggy bunnet on the despicable old fraud for switching his papers’ support from Broonco to Dave and his chums?
Lets have a wee poll:
It’s Eck’s turn to lie tomorrow.