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Cliches. Avoid them at all costs. Doh!

AnElephantCant always avoid clichés
The artist has mentioned this a million times
He gets sick as a parrot
All stick and no carrot
But the rhymer sometimes needs one for a rhyme

We know the doodler has oodles of talent
He takes to drawing like a duck takes to water
Your scribe’s in the dog house
As poor as a church mouse
With prospects like a lamb to the slaughter

This pachyderm grows old and confuseder
Is there some animal who never forgets?
Does every dog have his day?
Where there’s a will there’s a way?
Over the hill or just hedging his bets?

Why is the horse such a source of sad clichés?
About water but not about drink
Get on when he’s high
Close the door wave goodbye
And a nod is as good as a wink

Perhaps the writer just isn’t the brightest
He can’t find his way even to Rome
His goose is well cooked
He has leapt but not looked
The lights are on but there’s nobody home

Let’s put an end to this shaggy dog story
Let’s pretend the fat lady has sung
This dodo is dead
Let’s put it to bed
And wish the cat had got more than his tongue

The rhymer knows that his work is quite hackneyed
Does he lack skill or just have a bad attitude?
But time is the thief
He’s sick to his back teeth
So he signs off with a new duck-billed platitude

Blue Sky Thinking?

Thinking outside the box at the end of the day is not rocket science. Don’t shoot the messenger when I say this because I’m trying to give you the heads up about a survey of Britain’s most annoying cliches. Going forward from here, if we hit the ground running and don’t put all our eggs in one basket, by close of play, even if it’s a big ask we can get all our ducks in a row to find a solution.

Apparently “at the end of the day” is the most used and hated workplace cliche. There was an expert on the radio today and he explained that each cliche buys the speaker thinking time to decide what he’s going to say next.

At this moment in time to be perfectly honest with you with not one word of a lie, I don’t use them myself.

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