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Indelible Stupidity?

I never had the urge to get a tattoo. Perhaps it was the early influence of my father. When I was but a nipper, a neighbour, a middle-aged man who had been in the navy had lots of tattoos. As his skin had stretched with age, the tattoos had blurred accordingly.

“Don’t ever get a tattoo son or you’ll end up looking like that” was the old man’s take on things. As I looked upon the man whose tattoos had turned into a horrible scrawly picture akin to some highly visible blue veins on his limbs and torso, I think I resolved sub consciously never to let anyone with a needle and ink near my skin.

There were kids at school who had home-made tattoos that they did with a pin or needle and some ink. As I got older it was amusing to see some folk with names of ex girlfriends or partners on their arm.

In the last twenty years or so the bloody things have exploded in popularity. David Beckham has a lot to answer for in this respect. However it was another footballer, Ryan Stevenson of Hearts who caught my eye at the weekend….


Why would you want to embellish your skin in this way? I simply can’t understand it. The recent revelation by David Dimblebey that he had got a tattoo to celebrate his 70th birthday proves that the desire is no respector of age, class or intelligence. Maybe Ryan Stevenson is happy with his tattoos and if so, that’s his concern. I doubt if this Jambos fan remains happy with his though:


And does anyone know who Ally Mcoist is?


If any reader is thinking about getting themselves adorned, I’d recommend a wee trip here first.


McCoist – New Resolve

Quote of the day?

‘There have been a lot of questions asked about Charles and that will continue to happen but, if Mother Theresa had bought Rangers, I’d still have been sceptical,’ McCoist said.

It’s so unfair!

“It’s so unfair!”

“It’s so unfair!”

The cry was no humility!

Following on from the rather ill judged comments of Ally McCoist, yesterday Sandy Jardine was at it.

I always thought it was the other lot who regularly dined at the Ubiquitous Chip on the Shoulder!

Jardine’s comments are bizarre in the extreme. At this stage we don’t even know if there will be a Rangers next season and here he is dishing out threats “The supporters will take sanctions against clubs which we deem have been unfair to ourselves.”


Messrs McCoist and Jardine would do well to learn a little bit of humility. That way they might be able to rescue some sympathy for Rangers that seems to ebb further every time a club official speaks in public.

Buddy can you spare a dime?

There is something depressingly predictable about the threats being received by the three members of the SFA panel who imposed a £160,000 fine and one season transfer embargo on Rangers.

I just did a quick calculation and as a fraction of the possible £132,000,000 debt faced by the club, in percentage terms £160,000 represents the following: