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To prove that there ain’t no Sanity Clause

Here’s William Tapley, AKA the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse with a wee song for you:

He’s the Co-Prophet of the End Times you know…..

Of course at the end we’re reminded “Remember you can donate to my ministry by hitting the Paypal (shurely Papal? ed) button……”

Religious News

It started this morning with a search on Google News for Allan Moore. I wondered if, after Morton’s 5-1 home defeat by Livingston, the Greenock club’s board’s patience would have finally worn out.

I found the story here which confirmed my suspicions. I also noticed the following tale in the search results from a couple of weeks ago:


Presumably he forgot to request divine intervention in the cludgie yesterday.

Or Maybe success in these matters is a question of when one conducts one’s ablutions – pre or post prayer?

Anthoo, I noticed a link on that page to the latest news regarding one Keith O’Brien formerly of this Parish. Apparently in the finest tradition of these things, moving him somewhere else is to be an end to the matter.

All this in a week when the Church took action against Matthew Despard for ‘bringing the Church into disrepute’ .


Ye couldnae make him up!

What a Cult!

This is Australian former IT specialist Alan Miller and his partner Mary Luck.


Or, if you believe their own version of the truth, they are in fact Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene.

FireShot Screen Capture #070 - 'Man claims to Be Jesus Christ The Messiah living in Australia - YouTube' - www_youtube_com_watch_v=TVw0eFmnQtM

They lead a cult known as Divine Truth. It appears though that the search for that can be elusive at times:

FireShot Screen Capture #069 - 'Problem loading page' - www_divinetruth_com

Mr Miller, a former Jehova’s witness preacher, was apparently banned from the church after an incident involving a prostitute. He has convinced followers that the original disciples have reconvened after 2,000 years in Queensland.

He ‘remembers’ performing miracles and being crucified.

His followers have left their families to join the cult.

He has a ‘compound’

What could possibly be sinister or could go wrong here?

I’m sure Miller reminds me of someone….


Alan Miller


David Koresh





At last! – Some sanity and sense brought to Maggie’s passing by The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse……..

Oh wait……

Oh God!

Let Sleeping Gods Lie

If God made us, in “His own image”
Does that mean he looks like us?
So I guess he’s bald, with long blonde hair
A moustache and a forty inch bust.
He’s black and white and yellow too
A hermaphrodite to boot
Wears stockings and suspenders tied
to the jacket of a pin-striped suit
And when it comes to language
well. from every single land
(s)he takes every other syllable
which is why we’ll never understand
a single word that’s been handed down
from book to mouth to book
the faith of each nation
so lost in translation
so the warmongers get off the hook.

Danny Reynolds.

Vatican to move with the times!


The New Pope Speaks

The 76-year-old Argentine has described inequality as “a social sin that cries out to Heaven”


From Private Eye


Hypocritic Oath


Two Popes One Secretary

Benedict XVI Holds Weekly Audience

This is Pope Benedict with his trusted secretary Monsignor Georg Gänswein.

Benedict’s trusted secretary, Monsignor Georg Gänswein, will be serving both pontiffs — living with Benedict at the monastery inside the Vatican and keeping his day job as prefect of the new pope’s household. Asked about the potential conflicts, Lombardi was defensive, saying the decisions had been clearly reasoned and were likely chosen for the sake of simplicity. “I believe it was well thought out,” he said.

So Benedict’s male companion (described as a cross between Hugh Grant and George Clooney) will continue to live with him, while working for the other Pope during the day. Are we supposed to think that’s, well, a normal arrangement?

The above quote is taken from an article at The Dish