Simon Parkes is an ordinary kind of guy. He’ a driving instructor and a Labour councillor in Whitby, Yorkshire.
He probably does most of the things that a normal self employed councillor would do……
For instance, he says has sex with an alien, who he refers to as the Cat Queen, around four times a year. He also claims to have fathered an extra terrestrial lovechild called Zarka and says having sex with the alien has caused tension in his marriage.
Councillor Parkes, 53, claims his “real mother” is a 9ft green alien with eight, stick-like fingers who appeared to him in his cot when he was six months old.
The Mirror has a report about the story here
And just before you dismiss the whole thing entirely, have a look at this article from this morning’s Herald.
*Cue the theme from the Outer Limits*