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This is North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. To his right you will see a smart phone (reputedly an HTC) and a lit fag (probably an Embassy Regal). I wonder if the pile of paper is the Pyongyang phone directory?

And by the way, WHAT a haircut!



9 Responses

  1. Not very funny Mr. Pot.

  2. Forgot to ask: isn’t Photoshop a wonderful thing?

  3. No, but what is unusual about it? I’m sure you see similar and worse on a daily basis in your very own boutique.

    • Indeed but we don’t get too many south east Asian dictators there. Last time I saw a barnet like that it was done with one of these “cut your own hair” devices (Save £££££££££££££££££££s!) that they used to sell in the small ads.

      • My late faither was a sucker for these feckin’ things, catalogues full of cake tins in the shape of the map of Serbia and so on, and we actaully had one of these dangerous beggars in the house circa 1970….

        Comet Hair Cutter

        • Indeed as we did. My late faither cut his hair with it a few times and perpetrated a few money saving (save £££££££££££s!) haircuts on Yours Truly. Then wiser council (my mother) stepped in and pointed out that although the cuts may be ok for an immortal peerlessly great man in N Korea, such innovations in cranial topiary were not in fact the thing in 1960s Helensburgh.

  4. > Indeed but we don’t get too many south east Asian dictators there.

    (a) The Supreme Leader is not a dictator; and

    (b) I’m not surprised at your bloody prices.

    • Actually as a wee fat neddy bloke with a smartphone, a bad haircut and who chainsmokes Regal he may have been in and we haven’t noticed.
      Peerlessly great shoplifters tend not to worry what price things are.

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