This is the Oban public fireworks display on Sarturday night.
All one minute of it.
Someone pressed the wrong button and all the £6,000 worth of fireworks went off in a ‘oney’ as they say in the highlands.
For Argyll has a rather tongue in cheek take on events.
This is what Paul McBride QC said about the Scottish Conservative Party yesterday
“The MSP group is divided and dysfunctional. Their only policy is to oppose everything and contribute nothing.
“Half the membership wants the party abolished and 87% of the electorate despise them.
“Their naked opportunism regarding the minimum pricing bill and the offensive behaviour bill demonstrates why they will remain unelectable.
“Nothing suggests they have the insight to change and I want nothing to do with them.”
He described the party as “a bunch of unreconstructed morons” in the Sunday Herald and said: “They have replaced one nice woman with one not so very nice woman.”
Using your skill and judgement, try to guess which political party Mr McBride has been a member of for the last two years after flouncing out of the Labour Party?
You can find the answer here