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I once went to an Essex wedding where the bride ended up drunk doing the splits in her wedding dress with a pint of beer in her hands.
They had the first dance to “Three Lions” and the bridegroom eventually started a fight.
It was the day Paul Gascoigne scored that goal against Scotland at Wembley and someone had a radio in the church. As the bride and groom walked down the isle there was a big cry of “Yes!!”
At another wedding I went to the bridegroom turned up at the reception in a red glitter cat-suit, had the first dance with his new wife then spent the rest of the evening disco dancing with his boyfriend.