I posted this one ages ago. At our work the two words concerned here have slipped into regular usage. When an unreasonable request is made people can be heard muttering “Goan” or “Smee”. Sometimes this can even be directed to the proprietor!
Indeed thanks to John O’Hare for recommending these two fantastic gifts available at Amazon.
Firstly, who wouldn’t want some inflatable toast? Just think what jolly japes you could get up to with this!
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Or what about a yodelling pickle? Your loved one will marvel at the thought you’ve put in to this one!