This comes fromthe Metro Newspaper via my friend John O’Hare.
Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a Recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour Period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn’t drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8 ) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
I mentioned recently that Harmony Row and Knightswood would stage a re-run of their 2004-05 Scottish Amateur under 21 Cup Final in aid of the Gordon Lennon Memorial Fund.
The game took place yesterday and the folks at Harmony Row had everything very well organised. It was an entertaining game, the final score being 4-4 with Knightswood taking the trophy on penalties.
Thanks to the two teams, the donations of raffle prizes and the generosity of those present the total raised was over £2,000. Well done to all.
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