• November 2008
    M T W T F S S
     12
    3456789
    10111213141516
    17181920212223
    24252627282930
  • Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

    Join 285 other followers

  • Archives

  • Categories

  • Recent Posts


  • Reviewers’ Comments

    "Great read every day. Makes me smile as Rab muses about music and his irreverent views on the EU. Tune in, you won't be disappointed."

    "Excellent 'Blog' which can be controversial at times, while maintaining it's humour. Keep it up Big Rab!"

    "Updated every day with doses of good humour, political satire, a running commentary on the progress of author's home football team and his life."

    "Pure brilliant, so it is - I never miss it, though God knows, I've tried."

    "An inspiration to start my own blog"

    "For dipping into it's better than pakora sauce"

    "Anyone who doesn't like the EU and has a soft spot for Albion Rovers can't be all bad"

    "Facile and False"

    "Populist,puerile and prosaic"

    "Utter pish! Keep it up, I love it!"

    "People may also find the Ben Lomond Free Press blog illuminating, interesting and/or amusing. It’s not mentalist as such but familiar themes emerge. I particularly like accounts of encounters with strange elementals (of course! ELEmentals!) from elfin safety. And the fact that the blog is run by someone who plays in a blues band called Harmonica Lewinsky."

  • Hit Me!

    • 1,396,984 hits since January 2008
  • Top Rated

I Am Kloot

Thanks to my good friend Stockport Steve for the heads up. Apparently this Manchester band have been around since 1999 but this is the first I’ve heard of them. This track from 2005 is the berries.

Hope you enjoy the gig tonight Steve.

What a Relief!

Reptiles (2)

Komodo Dragon

Dame Anne Leslie

F*****g Austria!

This (right) is the most stolen and replaced road sign in the world. It denotes a village 33 km north of Salzburg in Austria. The village has had this name since the middle ages and the 104 villagers voted to keep the name rather than change it in 2004.

I visited Austria in the seventies and can confirm that the village is not the only cause for amusement by English speaking visitors. This (below) means “Safe Journey” or “Safe Drive”.

Staring Into the Abyss

Consider this. Woolworths made 90% (widely reported figure) of its annual profit over Christmas. Four weeks prior to Christmas a saviour couldn’t be found for the company. Woolies, founded in 1909, had survived the Great Depression, two world wars and several recessions, but even with a price tag of just £1 for its 820 stores, there was no way back from the Crash of 2008.

This I’m afraid is only the beginning. After the (much reduced) Christmas rush, creditors and banks will be hovering over 323 of Britain’s best known retail names. Insolvency experts Begbies Traynor have compiled a list which indicates that this number have more than a 70% risk of failing before the end of January.

Of course this is not simply the result of a few months bad sales figures. Nor is it a result of media doom and gloom on the subject. The seeds of this crisis germinated about two years ago. No-one heeded the warning signs.

A 2.5% cut in VAT and tinkering with National Insurance in this situation is the equivalent of buying a new suit for a critically ill hospital patient or putting lipstick on a corpse.