Just to let youse know that this will be the last posting round these parts for a few days as I am going in to blog rehab. Back soon!
1) Gordon Brown tells people to stop wasting food and advises them they could save £8 per week if they did so.
2) Gordon Brown flies to Tokyo to discuss how to solve the world food crisis with other world leaders.
3) Gordon Brown and world leaders tuck into an 18 course banquet including milk fed lamb, sea urchin and caviar.
4) Gordon Brown saves £8 by taking away a doggie bag (contents – half a sea urchin).