A full report on Helpless Dancer's nuptuals tomorrow.
In the meantime perhaps I can relate a couple of quotes from a very good friend of mine. He should really remain anonymous so lets call him Jimmy Cormack from Dumbarton.
Last season I had occasion to travel to a few Dumbarton away games with Jimmy. On our way to the game at Stenhousemuir, Jimmy and another occupant in the car, lets call him David Carson' were arguing which route to take. 'Top of the road then left' ,sayeth JC, 'Naw! you go right at the roundabout', says DC. 'I'm telling you it's left' says JC. DC by this time exaspirated says 'WTF do you know about it?'
'I'm a f*****g geography teacher!' says the bold Jimmy
On another occasion as we entered Elgin on the supporters bus and passed the Tesco superstore, Jimmy pipes up 'Every Little Helps! – that's not good English! in fact it's not even a propper sentence!'
I looked around the bus and at the various expressions on the faces of the punters by this time choking for a drink. ' I think you've just articulated the thoughts of everyone on the bus Jimmy', says I. He seemed genuinely pleased.