Yes folks I am breaking my habit of never buying a lottery ticket.
Using a special method called the gullibility of eejits I have calculated what I think will be the winning numbers for tonight’s UK national lottery.
How I have picked the numbers is by going to the Google news page and picking the first six numbers between 1 and 49 featured in their articles.
First out is number 12 (an article from the Mirror talking about Labour’s number of years in power)
Second……it’s number 1! (From the same article – In 1997 wages were as low as £1 an hour apparently)
Third number it’s 27
and Fourth its 18 ( from an article in the Times talking about Operation Cast Lead in Gaza which lasted from the 27th December to 18th January)
Then it is 24 (the age of a suspect arrested in the Ane Le (Yale University) murder.
Finally it’s number 8 which was the date the victim met her death.
And the bonus ball is 30 (from an article about competitiveness in the Telegraph)
So in ascending order for your opportunity to lose £1 but in an interesting way, here are tonight’s lottery numbers
1 8 12 18 24 27 Bonus ball 30
If the numbers should come up I will of course be too busy with my new TV series to be buggering about on a blog so just in case it happens, au revoir!
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