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Something you don’t often see

A Scottish League football ground filled nearly to capacity:


A mere 24 hours after seeing Dumbarton lose out against Raith Rovers my daughter and I took in the Partick Thistle v Morton game last night in the same division.
Same division but a different league.
The Sons and Rovers had attracted fewer that 600 souls to their match on Tuesday, whereas there was just short of 9,000 at Firhill last night with the kick off being delayed for twenty minutes to allow the crowd access to the stadium. We initially paid our way into the stand pictured above but there clearly weren’t enough seats for everyone to be accommodated so the stewards directed us on to the track and to the stand behind the goals.


The Plastic Whistle players celebrate what turned out to be the winning goal last night.

It wasn’t a great game. The decisive moment came in the 41st minute via a cross from Thistle’s Chris Erskine which First Division Player of the Month Kris Doolan just failed to connect with. However James Craigen picked it up at the far post and converted the opportunity with ease.

It looks like Thistle are headed for the SPL. I wonder if Firhill will house as big a crowd as last night at any game next season?

And so it continues……



The Irn Dug

I spotted this Irn Bru lorry in Glasgow this morning. As a regular observer of Scottish refereeing, this is not just funny – it’s spot on!


Not so funny now…..

I’ve had a chuckle or two here over the years at North Korea and their sometimes bizarre, sometimes quaint news agency. For instance if you have a look here you can read an article published yesterday quoting DPRK ‘newspaper’ Rodong Sinmun headed “Rodong Sinmun Calls for Turning Country into Socialist Fairyland”

It is of course perfectly ok to laugh at such stuff. It’s ridiculous in the extreme.

However as tensions in the Korean peninsula escalate, it is worth examining just what is going on inside the DPRK. The west in general has been trying to suss out just what Kim Jong Un and his regime want from what has appeared until now to be sabre rattling.

Now though there are reports that the army in the isolated state is divided and that the reason for Kim Jong Un’s threats towards South Korea and America is a last ditch attempt to unite them behind him. That may or may not be true but it does fit with the evidence.

The worry has to be that the leadership has abandoned any trace of rationality and is prepared to launch a ‘holy war’. One can imagine Kim Jong Un as a kind of David Koresh character leading a nation or as a pilot just about to fly a jet into the World Trade Centre.

The article below from the Sydney Morning Herald gives some insight into current events in North Korea.

A defining moment in the North Korean narrative is the Korean War of 1950-53, when the Communist leader Kim Il-sung led the North in an invasion of the South and was pushed back by US-led forces. Schoolchildren in the People’s Republic are taught that American troops carried out atrocities against their grandparents and that the US would do it all again were it not for the iron leadership of the Kim family. Equally important is what happened afterwards. In peacetime, the tyrannical Kim Il-sung’s power was challenged by liberal reformers, and his response was to shift the ideological justification for the regime away from Marxism and towards a unique quasi-religious nationalism called Juche. Kim became like a God, and when he died he remained head of state, governing from the afterlife.

In official accounts, the birth of his successor, Kim Jong-il, was accompanied by the appearance of a double rainbow. This secretive boy with a bouffant was cast as the God of sport, among other things. When he played his first ever round of golf in 1994, he supposedly scored 11 holes-in-one; North Korea’s football coach said that Jong-il guided the team during the 2010 World Cup with the help of an invisible phone – technology that the regime claimed the leader himself had invented. When the next in line, Kim Jong-un, came to power in 2011, the pantheon gained a more gregarious deity, who smiled a lot and visited people in their homes.

North Korea is governed by fantasists, but the fantasy is bolstered by a network of gulags; hard currency raised through drug trafficking and counterfeiting money; the development of nuclear arms; and a huge stockpile of conventional weapons that could level South Korea. Moreover, all this barbarism is justified by a good v evil struggle with the US. The eternal fight against “imperialism” legitimises the Kim family’s control of the country; when famine struck in the 1990s, the regime blamed a US embargo and credited the limited relief that was allowed into the country to Kim Jong-il’s personal diplomacy. Confronting the US is a matter of personal honour, a fact underlined by an extraordinary order given that, should war occur, a priority must be protecting the nation’s 35,000 statues of the Kims.

It is possible that the present crisis is being manufactured for the benefit of the home audience, that Kim Jong-un is reinforcing the propaganda that it is his family that protects the people from US aggression, by first stirring up aggression and then resolving it through diplomacy. But, considering the regime’s failing grip on reality, two things could go wrong. First, North Korea might raise the stakes so high that diplomacy becomes impossible and backing down would undermine its authority. This is a regime that would allow its people to suffer rather than accept any compromise.

A second possibility is that the hermit kingdom surrenders to the mad logic of Juche and launches an all-out holy war on the West. Most religions have some element of apocalypse in their theology, and North Korea is no exception. If Kim Jong-un judges that the time has come to purify the South of democracy and invades, his action would surely prompt an American response that, in turn, would draw China into the conflict. It is a terrifying thought that this slightly farcical regime could trigger the war to end all wars.

Read more at the Sydney Morning Herald

Kaesong Kiss and then we Sever

I wrote here about the Kaesong Industrial Complex in North Korea, a joint venture between North and South but funded by the South.

North Korea recently banned South Korean workers from the complex and they have now pulled their own workers from the site.

You know that things are getting serious when IRAN is calling for calm.

That Cher eh?


The Poll Muddle Tartar


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