And on the Subject of Bolivia

This e- fit of a murder suspect in Bolivia has wrongly been derided as the worst ever issued. These accusations are wrong of course. Certainly anyone who saw this e-fit issued by Portuguese police during the investigation of the disappearance of Madeleine McCann would disagree

The remarkable thing about the Bolivian picture is that it has [...]

The Western Bloc

This is Herman Van Rompuy.
Who he?
He is the new President of Europe and an arch federalist.
Chosen by a democratic ballot of European voters come to think of it who WAS he chosen by?
Once the celebrations in Europe’s capitals have died down I’m sure we’ll find out who this guy actually is.
We in the country soon [...]

Unsurprising Headlines of the Day

Commonwealth/Olympic Games Short of Budget
(Insert name of currently unemployed football manager) Flattered to be Linked With Scotland Job
Smith Linked With Scotland Job
Colin and Justin/Jordan/Samantha Fox say “(Insert vacuous rubbish here)”
Jedward (that’s enough headlines – ed.)
On other pages:
Bears Defecating Habits Continue to Centre on Wooded Areas
Pope Confirms He Is Roman Catholic
One Legged Man Swims in a [...]

A Fictional Story of Everyday Folks

Yes folks the first episode of my soap opera. completely made up, total fiction but it may in places have germs of truth.
The setting is a pet store in the fictional town of Inverleven. A once thriving town centre has been reduced to the level of a shopping area in the former eastern bloc.
This [...]

More Derek Acorah

This Harry Hill clip is probably the funniest thing you’ll see today.

Sky to Relaunch Scottish Channel

Sky are rumoured  to be close to re-launching their own dedicated Scottish  Channel later this month, and have previewed what they are  intending to broadcast.

Here’s a selection of the listed programmes:
Sky Wan – 9am News and whair it’s pishin doon
9.30am How clatty is yer hoose? – This week the ladies pay a visit to a [...]

Those Latest Dog Breed Combinations

As regular readers know our dog here at Bigrab Towers is what I call a Staffrador – i.e. she’s a cross between a Staffordshire Bull Terrier and a exocet missile labrador. TBLFP contributor Smiler has a Labradoodle (originally these dogs were a cross between a labrador and a poodle but have now been selectively bred [...]

How Low Can TV Go?

This is Derek Acorah.
Who he?
Well he is a medium. You know – he claims that he speaks to dead folk.Have you noticed the thing about dead folk talking through mediums is that they can communicate the minutest details except their names? “I have a Frank here – wait – it could be Margaret!”
Acorah used to [...]

Cassetteboy v Nick Griffin v Question Time

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