A Fictional Story of Everyday Folks

Yes folks the first episode of my soap opera. completely made up, total fiction but it may in places have germs of truth.
The setting is a pet store in the fictional town of Inverleven. A once thriving town centre has been reduced to the level of a shopping area in the former eastern bloc.
This [...]

More Derek Acorah

This Harry Hill clip is probably the funniest thing you’ll see today.

Sky to Relaunch Scottish Channel

Sky are rumoured  to be close to re-launching their own dedicated Scottish  Channel later this month, and have previewed what they are  intending to broadcast.

Here’s a selection of the listed programmes:
Sky Wan – 9am News and whair it’s pishin doon
9.30am How clatty is yer hoose? – This week the ladies pay a visit to a [...]

Those Latest Dog Breed Combinations

As regular readers know our dog here at Bigrab Towers is what I call a Staffrador – i.e. she’s a cross between a Staffordshire Bull Terrier and a exocet missile labrador. TBLFP contributor Smiler has a Labradoodle (originally these dogs were a cross between a labrador and a poodle but have now been selectively bred [...]

How Low Can TV Go?

This is Derek Acorah.
Who he?
Well he is a medium. You know – he claims that he speaks to dead folk.Have you noticed the thing about dead folk talking through mediums is that they can communicate the minutest details except their names? “I have a Frank here – wait – it could be Margaret!”
Acorah used to [...]

Cassetteboy v Nick Griffin v Question Time

Rangers Crisis – Latest!

Nick or Treat?

The kids will really frighten the neighbours with this!

New Precision Measurement

Thanks to my friend Davie Hannah in the States for this.

While at first look it seems like a regular tape measure the finite measurement capability is unmatched (See Below)

So next time your mate tells you to “move it a bawhair to the left” you won’t have to guess!!

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Thanks to Alastair for this clip from the late 80’s