The Far Side by Gary Larson

Two of the wonderful Gary Larson’s Far Side cartoons which have adorned my wall at the pet emporium for many years.

Sorry About The Lack Of Postings This Week

…………..but my heid’s been up my arse!

Separated at Birth?

Wee Gordon Strachan has always fancied himself as a bit of a comedian. I can now reveal that it’s in his blood.

Gordon Strachan

Norman Collier

DIY (2)

Having just done the posting below I visited Groanin Jock’s I hope Mark doesn’t mind my pinching this photo:

Pay attention to the warning on the pack of precision screwdrivers - usually these sort of warnings are printed because of previous mishaps. It is perhaps as well not to dwell too long on what prompted the [...]

Getting Fit - American Style


The Celtic Bootroom


Can You Imagine This In Scotland?

Picture the scene, the police car stereo belts out The Dance of The Sugar Plum Fairy as the officer approaches your car and does a quick pas de deux whilst motioning for you to wind the window down. “Where are you off to in such a hurry? who do you think you are - Rudolf [...]

Family Planning Advice

Rather frank advice from Northampton General…….

Guaranteed to Get a Reaction on Valentines Day!


A Hush Descends Over the Newsroom