Tales of Two Stars

Regular correspondent Claret and Amber sends links to two newspaper clips:

lampard

Just to confirm that Mr Lampard has, according to the Daily Star, offered to take a £100,000 per week pay cut to carry on kicking a ball for Chelsea.

foodbank

If Mr Steward has been quoted correctly by the Morning Star, then he is obviously one of the ‘Bar Stewards’ referred to by Totonto Tam in his last comment!

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2 Responses

  1. As the legal representative of Dr. Claret and Amber I wish it to be known publicly that, although my client provided Mr Lomond with the quotation by Mr Lampard, he at no time provided a link to the Daily Star, My client will sue anyone who publicly declares that he would read – or be interested in – said newspaper (sic).

  2. We are of course happy to correct the impression which may or may not have been given insofar as the foregoing text may have….er implied.
    We apologise to Dr Amber for any anguish he may have felt in being unfairly connected with any newspaper or indeed football club.
    The editor has been severely reprimanded to the tune of several slaps across the coupon with a wet fish.

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