Haven’t had a good corpsing video for a while. This Russian newsreader is attempting to convey a story about a bust at a Canadian marijuana farm.
Guarded by bears.
And a Vietnamese pot bellied pig.
And a raccoon.
A few bon mots (and a photo) from the Facebook Group ‘Overheard in Glasgow’
Victoria Park recently. Man walking Pug pup is asked “Haw mate, is that a dug?”, he replies “Of course it is, what did you think it was, an elephant?”.
“Naw mate, ah meant is it a dug or a bitch?”.
In the chemist waiting for prescription. In walks Methadone client. Chemist- “Are you here for your methadone?” Client -”Aye an’ mines the sugar free wan!”
Glasgow divorce lawyer to his female client: “Do you have any contact with your former partner?’
Client: “Aye, he sometimes pokes me”
Divorce lawyer: “So you are back together again?”
1st Ned – Why is that guy nicknamed `slasher`…is he a chib man or something?
2nd Ned – Naw he’s incontinent!
In Primark, a young girl on the phone to her mum, ‘They’ve only Goat a extra large, but the lassie says it wull stretch!
In McDonalds, Trongate. New-start reading the training manual says to another girl “How come Fanta isnae suitable for vegetarians? Is it cos it’s got oranges in it?”
Mind you, the former first minister is in no way the first Glasgow statue to become a repository for traffic cones. By far the best known one is the Duke of Wellington statue at Royal Exchange Square outside the Gallery of Modern Art.
AnElephantCant use the word hero
He knows such a burden is heavy
Over his many years
He has shed very few tears
But he bows his great head for our Seve
This man was much more than a golfer
AnElephantCant hide his admiration
He played with a smile
With flair and great style
His whole life was joyful inspiration
Gracias, amigo, vaya con dios