Decorated

Seating Arrangement

Great Headlines of our Time

My thanks again to BLFP correspondent Claret and Amber:

A Message to All Pessimistic Sons Fans

1-1 -  job done Next week’s just a bit of fun Safety gained with no worry or care Big Al’s done it with room to spare!

“So did I”

“We thought it was fancy dress”

Gas Guzzler

I have bought CARS for less than this!

Steely

Learn to work the saxophone, I’ll play just what I feel. Drink Scotch whisky all night long, and die behind the wheel.

Rejoice!

(With apologies to AnElephantCant) I sat listening to the radio last morn My reaction was pure disbelief For interview on the London train They’d picked four young women from Crieff. At first they seemed like a fun bunch Young lassies enjoying the journey It was only when I heard the stuff they were saying, I [...]

The Great Escape

The Great Escape AnElephantCant believe what has happened It is greater than The Great Escape 500 walk out It appears without doubt There’s a break in the Afghan red tape Now the prisoners did nothing outrageous They just waited for help to arrive Their chums tunnelled through Said how do you do Put their shoes [...]