Aw naw.
It seems that when one tabloid saga ends, as sure as the Sun rises and its reflection glints in the Mirror another one comes along. Apparently Wayne Rooney’s missus is expecting a wean.
One can only imagine the swathes of trees which will fall victim to the amount of column inches that this “news item” will fill over the coming months.
The bookies are offering 25/1 on the child being a girl and being christened Waynetta.
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Just had a thought what if the wean grows up and fancies a Granny