So I asked what this mystery object for pet dogs and, as it turns out, cats is?
There were a few good attempts at answers but alas none came close. Perhaps the news that the information on this product was first brought to me by Stu Who? would suggest that it would be unusual! I also gave a clue of how unusual by mentioning that this product is from America.
As you can see they come in all sizes to suit different sizes of dogs……………..
They are………..
Wait for it………
Neuticles.
Neuticles?
Yes Neuticles!
They are literally the dogs’ bollox!!
Testicular implants for neutered dogs!!!!
“Neuticles not only help’s the pet’s self-esteem but more importantly helps convince some owners to neuter.”
says one vet.
“Frodo never knew he lost anything and is just a happier little dog since he’s been neutered with Neuticles.”
Says an owner
“I’ve put off neutering “Crooked Joe” for months and when I found out about Neuticles and spoke to them it made me feel better about neutering. Joe not only looks the same now- but doesn’t know he’s missing anything.”
Says another owner
Stu says that he reckons to really build up a dogs self esteem that they should give some great dane neuticles to a chihuahua!
If you can watch without wincing, here is the process!
Filed under: Funny Old World, Pet Matters Tagged: | neuticles, testicular implants for dogs
Oh for God’s sake!
Sorry,I want a mechanism that cleans a dog in seconds after a muddy walk which allows him to walk into my house spotless. IS that too much to ask for?
F**k a dog’s esteem, what about my flippin’ carpet???
Oops, just found you have posted the answer after I had added my suggestion to your quiz.
I had an idea it must have been something crazy like that! As they say, Only in America!!