Beadles Not About!

Somehow the Beadle jokes seem a little less tasteless and a good deal more funny! 

Communication Skills

An actual conversation in my shop today.
Customer - How much are they £11.99 cat carrying boxes?
Assistant - Er £11.99!
Customer - Would my cat fit in that?
Assistant - What size is your cat?
Customer - It’s nine
Assistant - Yes but what size?
Customer - Just the normal size of a nine year old cat.

How Good is This?

This is a performance of the Grandstand theme at a jazz club in London. Conducted by the guy who wrote the tune. It’s amazing and a great way to end the sporting and musical themes on the blog this week.

DJ Misses Sub-Text!

You’ll laugh.

Carlsberg Don’t Do Newspapers